Mini Comic

Yet too busy (ok, lazy) to sketch it.





- They may call me a loser but look at my 6-pack.
I'm happy overall, you see.
-I'm happy you are happy.
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- I fell I've lived literally EVERYTHING. Goods and bads. Anything from now on will be repetition, variations & combinations of what I've lived so far. I am only 20. 
Maybe getting pregnant will be my next new babe.
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- You know. Every single time I come back 
from work I feel older.
- That makes sense.

- You know, every single time I come back 
from work I feel reborn.
- I envy you.
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-I love you John Brownie.
-You are so amazing.
-Ain't you supposed to love me back you say?
-What's the magnificence of releasing the 
L-whisperphrase now that I'm supposed to?
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- In 20st century we had those trackball mice. Which would stuck and need to be opened & cleaned and the ball was so playfully heavy & rubbery and those two sticks we could manually roll to move the cursor. 
- Yeh, and how magnificent was the vinyl and the cassette and writing on papurus with feathers & squid-ink. Optical mice rock! (moran).
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- At the very end, it's not about loving me for who I am. It's about tolerating my bitchy side. I know you love me, but that does not mean you have to suffer all my 'who I am'. Sorry boy.
- Hey! It's true. It's also true the other way round. 
What the hell should we do?
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- If I could write the most inspiring poem, 
would that be like the most influential one?
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- So many people write stuff.
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- We should be encouraged to go to parks and approach them: 'You look beautiful, can I treat you a with hug and a kiss?', and they would often smile and hug me first.
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- I was put in a situation in which if I didn't kill my brother they would kill all the rest of my family, and if I killed my self they'd kill them all. By killing I mean: shot in the head. Fast, easy, effective.
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- They are darker, shorter and speak loudly a strange language. Most of them are poor but the richie ones wear huge SUVs and a grin full of arrogance. 
Sad. I am not racist, that race sucks.
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- What about 'rent a jar' companies? You would rent a jar, keep and use it as long as you need it, and then return it. Useful? Extremely; if the jars were not so cheap. Call me obese but I still admire the clean and useful properties of glass products. Only because they are cheap is not enough to keep me uninterested in the hundreds of rubbished bottles I see walking back home. I feel sad, you people. This bottle would fix me (or another family?).
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- Children are the best, we are losers.
- What the hell?
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- Some of us just have to be drunk..
- If I dress formally it'd 
bless my arguments
- No, nothing. Only LOVE you. Just.. all.
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- Dat prism
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- I love the taste of my toothpaste but I know, I must not swallow it.
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- My cell phone radiates on my sperm generators, but that's ok.
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SUCCESS (loser face)
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- Today (Jan 1st) I googled the environmental impact of fireworks.
- Lame
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- I am fat
- He is the fat guy
- Hell, I'm fat
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- Just say 'no' to drugs
- Eh, I can invest some of my life travelling in meth and stuff.
- Of course he can, we all do like that.
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- Sing a little song for me. And dress sharply. That's my prince for whom I'm happy ever after.
- Another girl that has fetishized & stereotyped her sexual partners. Easy catch :-)
- Ow yeah!
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- You know what's with all these artists?
- No I don't. Never do you smart ass.
- Exactly that. See?
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- I import my veggies from mediterranean countries. My meat from Argentina. My childhood friend Uncle Benjamin brings his/our Whiskey. That's what my restaurant is proud of. Love and quality.
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- Shitloads of stuff. Masturbated all around the globe coz some executives just love fresh rocket with their smoked mammal slices.
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- I dream of a world where only sleeping will be 
totally private.All people will comfortably share 
the space and woodies with their neighbors.
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- I dream of a city where you'd rather pick that bottle 
off the street and use or dispose it, rather than not.
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- I dream of people having accepted that we need to discharge some aggression & violence. We'd only just kick the ass of each other non destructively.
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- I dream of a world where seasoned pulses and grains will have replaced most of our chicken, pork & beef. I'd love to ENJOY some meat, one per month maybe.
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